Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Analogon (i) on July 26, 2000 at 10:45:14:

In Reply to: posted by TAFKA Steve on July 25, 2000 at 16:49:22:

Now come on now Steve, did you seriously believe that "Cocktail" is the worst Tom Cruise film ever? That was a film that the producers had to know was a stinkburger from the get go.

I would have to say the MI-2 is in the end a much worse film. Here is a film which a huge budget, a well known director [even if he hasn't made a decent film since leaving H.K.], a cast of numberous skilled actors and they all come together for the amazing feat of having Tom Cruise fly through the air on a motorcycle without once messing up his hair.

And to absolutely accurate, "Coyote Ugly" is a unholy marriage of "Cocktail" and "Flashdance". Instead of one Jennifer Beals degrading herself to a room of inebriated Neanderthals, we now have six and according to the ad, new women looking to join this sisterhood of objectification everyday. You go girl!

See you in the theatres :(
Analogon