'Assassin's Creed': Slashapalooza
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So Fassbinder has a traceable bloodline going back to the Spanish Inquisition in 1492. After he is executed (in the present) he regains consciousness the next day and wakes up to a smoking hot Cotillard. She and her daddy (Irons) have devised a time travel system that allows them to chase down the Apple of Eden. Possession of the Apple will allow the finder to take away man's free will making them mindless zombies. Seems that Irons and Cotillard are members of the modern day Knights Templar who have been seeking the Apple for 500 years or so. Fassbinder's lineage gives him prior knowledge and fighting skills of a god. The film was cleverly shot mostly in a dark interior in the shadows. This made Cotillard smokin' hot from most any angle. The CGI was remarkable with all the leaps and bounds and magical parkour that took place anytime they were outdoors. This was more action-oriented than 'Rogue' and 12 levels more realistic. I felt physically drained after leaving the theater from all the physical activity and blade work I was forced to watch. Not knowing anything about the video game, I presume the storyline follows it somewhat and would be highly appealing to the youts who play it. I suggest most grown ups just wait for cable unless you are overdue for a Slashapalooza.
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| why go diet Coke? if you'll eat the 'golden' topping on the popcorn ;^), posted on December 22, 2016 at 14:25:03 | |
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| The Diet Coke psychologically enables guilt-free consumption of movie grade popcorn (nt), posted on December 22, 2016 at 15:27:49 | |
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| The movie diet? Please no ... nt, posted on December 22, 2016 at 15:56:16 | |
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| YES! The "Movie Diet" - an excellent way to increase your BMI (nt), posted on December 22, 2016 at 16:26:29 | |
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| the leftover sludge in the bucket has perfect viscosity for your car!, posted on December 22, 2016 at 21:06:42 | |
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| BM increase for sure. nt, posted on December 22, 2016 at 21:29:46 | |
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| to each his own, I go full on regular Pepsi myself :), posted on December 23, 2016 at 17:30:34 | |
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| Diet cola = one free beer . . . , posted on January 8, 2017 at 10:16:25 | |
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That was my youthful thinking on diet drinks.
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