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Not a "Craig" Bond fan, obviously

Posted by Jcard on June 3, 2009 at 19:34:26:
BOND: Cunning, shrewd, funny, witty, clever, evasive, charmer of women, disengaged when necessary, not outwardly cruel, creative outwitter, fights with some honor, survives with a little finesse, will hang around for the best punch line, captures the best in Brit humor, fights with skill and athletic quickness, manages by the width of a hair to pull off the job at least by the 11th hour, because at assignment's end, he'll be rendezvousing with a woman for more than just a sunset backrub in Acupulco.

CRAIG's BOND: Edgy, angry, rough, could survive a high profile diplomatic dinner only if pre-warned, and then scripted by his boss, carries that "hunted" look, gives you the impression he survived a brief bout of Crystal Meth addiction in the early 90s, some disdain for women and/or authority, but strong taste for revenge, fights with the intensity of a cornered dog, will also get the job done by explosion or force, stalks all remaining enemies, can provide a sharp verbal barb as needed, then just wants to get the hell out of the office and go home for a drink.