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Why European actors are better than American

Posted by Victor Khomenko on April 8, 2015 at 06:23:09:
That fact has been known for some time, but now the shocking truth behind it became obvious - it is their teeth.

Every 2-penny Hollywood "actor" has teeth, that are beyond picture-perfect. They are arranged in two impeccable rows, with no overbite, and they are brighter than my Spode porcelain after a good wash. Clearly, they are using a better grade clay.

By comparison, the European stars must be grossly underpaid, because without an exception their teeth are crocked and yellow.

Heck... for all I know they look like real people's teeth.

Last night we were watching Long Live Freedom with Toni Servillo, and one actor after another had teeth that clearly went for two years without cleaning - especially Valeria Bruni Tedeschi's.

The acting, on the other hand, was good.