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attempt movies solely about intimate relationships. Bertolluci has failed miserably several times and now Nichols.
Natalie Portman proves she is Macalkey Caulkin with tits (nice silicone ones...).
Clive Owen has the emotive range of George Raft.
Jude Law must stop impersonating a fawn sometime.
Julia Richards....oh well, you know.
The dialogue is so packed with dialogue clichés that, several times, I spoke the next lines aloud (I was VERY close).
I hope you're getting the idea this stunk...
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any sense of humor. They were all ACTING so serious.
Anyone that thinks Portman's woodeness is a display of great skill is....words fail me. Re-visit the first ten minutes of her performance: she can barely speak. A perfect example of mouthing words; no projection, emotion, nuance. Owen seems to have some sort of speech impediment, as well as one of the worst rugs in recent film history.
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Totally agree= plus I thought they were all just not admirable in any way.
Julia was let's face it - a slut.
Portman was a whiny little kid
Jude was an ass
Clive was somewhere between and an ass and a whiner.
Music is Emotion
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