'Primate': Gives rabies and chimps a bad name . . .

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Every conceivable cheesy horror cliche was employed in the making of this masterpiece. Ben, the chimp, racked up quite a body count in this 89-minute extravaganza of menacing, clawing, and ripping off of faces. This vehicle should set the pet chimp business back about 130 years.

Yeah, predictable but tense because you don't know how bloody each attack will be. Most of Ben's victims "had it coming," as usual in this ilk of horror.

This ancient teenager did feel the tension on occasion, but not enough to give it any kind of recco.

Don't give this one a first muchless second thought.

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Topic - 'Primate': Gives rabies and chimps a bad name . . . - Billy Wonka 19:03:53 01/11/26 (0)

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