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***I've never driven a BMW, and now I don't think I could because I don't have the personality for it. I'm stuck with my sleeper wagon. Nobody expects a Volvo with two kiddy seats to be smoking all four tyres when the light goes green.

Please, don't tell us it is beige...

***It's a gas!

Hah?

***I see you know your cars. Have you ever driven the big Jag?

Do you mean the XJS? Yes.

***God what a ride! I'm almost old enough to pass for a Jag owner. I wonder if Ford has ruined them? Can't imagine any V8 that's as silky smooth as the 12.

That is probably true. Also, the older ones had more copper tubing than your average plumbing shop.

***What am I talking about? My next car will be a wheelchair with a colostomy bag on the side.

My daughter's friend (an RN) told her a story about bursting colostomy bag... just another day in the hospital... But you know, between your children's diapers and your very own colostomy bag there is that beautul stretch we call life. Enjoy it.




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