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Movies from comedy to drama to your favorite Hollyweird Star.

Von Helsing, most recently.

I try to avoid crap, I truly do. Only so much money, only so much time on earth.

But I got roped into this one and had a pass, went with friend and her son.

ARGH.

Awful.

Even with High Jackman. It was like an 11 YO wrote the script: the narrative was moronic, like when a child tells you about a story dressing up all the parts and never finishing a thought...they did this...and then next...and then...and then...

I'm not a CGI hater, but all it's doing here ispropping up a lazy movie.


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