Seen any of the "Twilight" vampire/wolf series? I have the antidote.

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You don't have to admit anything here, but I have to. I saw all 5 of these flicks and liked the story; not so much the acting. I sat through the last one a few weeks ago to close it all out, and get my merit badge.

The female lead through all 5, Kristin Stewart, was like watching a train wreck. That in itself gets entertaining in a way.

This brings me to the 2010 spoof flick "Vampires Suck", based on the "Twilight" series. Saw it on the toob a few nights back, and I'm glad to report that it was a hoot. The girl playing K Stew has her nailed to the wall! All of the stuttering, halting, twitchy speech patterns, eye juking, and rapid head bobs were copied. Her vampire lover is "Edward Sullen"; Jacob, her wolf admirer (the dude with the abs fetish), is gay, etc, etc.

Very funny and satirical. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 4, but if you saw any of the "Twilight"s, do yourself a favor. Watch this as the final act, and purge "Twilight" from your brain. Kind of like a mental enema.

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Topic - Seen any of the "Twilight" vampire/wolf series? I have the antidote. - free.ranger 21:35:07 06/08/13 (2)

Rotten Tomato score is: 4% nice! - PhilJ 22:13:19 06/08/13 (1)

Thanks, yes, 4%. I implied 40; way too much. nt - free.ranger 22:44:19 06/08/13 (0)

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