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Sharknado 5 rolled into history.

So bad. So very very bad. So bad that they had to precede it with number 4 as a warm up.
And in that context it was a step up; 4 being absolute televised swill.

But that's the deal with these; the schlock is the fun. Nobody goes in looking for art. The scenarios are off the charts stupid and everybody loves it. The actors (cough cough) were all over the world filming this one, as the 'nado "rift moved around the globe. They must have had a blast.

I missed a few of these. Not sure when Tara Reid got bionic flying powers, but it doesn't compensate for the facelifting she got. Too bad. She used to be every guy's B-girl trash date. No matter, the flick included some off-set capsule fan stuff for the in crowd. The cameo spots are much sought after in this series, but they all get eaten, so I can't see the draw myself.

I liked it; fun stuff. But if you're not a fan of purple lipstick, then beware. It was prevalent.
It'll be back so closet viewers will have another chance. Syfy Channel.

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Topic - Sharknado 5 rolled into history. - free.ranger 21:24:32 08/06/17 (1)


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