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Jurrassic: Fallen Kingdom. . . .


Truly, if you've seen one, you've seen them all . . .

After twenty minutes I was in the "kill me already" stage. This one was dino's on the cheap. Most of the action was at night and/or indoors. Saved the CGI wizards a lot of coloring in, I suppose. I mean, each installment is a new set of greedy bad guys getting eaten in the same old ways. If you've got a kid, I guess they will get a kick out of it. The plot is pretty much the same: save dinos, clone dinos for big bucks, oops--dinos get out of control.

This episode seems to be the least satisfying of all the rest. Just hit the REPLAY button and let it rip.

Jeff Goldblum had a cameo in which he talked indecipherable nonsense the whole time. That's it.

No kids? No go.

1 wonk for going to the effort of making another one
4 wanks for all the sleepwalking during the entire creative process

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Topic - Jurrassic: Fallen Kingdom. . . . - Billy Wonka 16:19:34 06/22/18 (8)


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