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How could I forget that one ...

Posted by reelsmith. on January 2, 2011 at 14:00:21:

My daughter seems to attract the chair kickers. So, we change seats.

Last night, a woman sat in front of my son. His legs were crossed and when she threw her fur coat over her seat half of it landed in his lap and naturally on his shoes.

She gave him a look that said "You had better not get my coat dirty."

He gave her a look that said "If I were you I'd move your coat."

He won.

Dean.