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'Turn Me On, Dammit': Young, pretty, horny as hell . . .

Posted by mr grits on March 6, 2013 at 17:42:05:
Poor Alma, just three months from Sweet Sixteen and she can hardly wait. Her need for sexual exploration spills over to a telephone sex service for women which ends up costing momma thousands of Kroner.
Alma's situation not only leads to flights of fantasy but also to being ostracized by the local teens in her small town after blurting out the object of her desire produced his penis and rubbed it on her at a party. Of course, he promptly denies it and Alma becomes "Dick Alma" overnight.
Her town is one of the smaller places in Norway and teens there with half a brain cell want out as soon as possible. Hilariously, one of her friends wants to move to Texas in order to end the death penalty there.
This comedic yet touching screenplay is acted by all amateurs in the teen parts. Helene Bergsholm did quite a job for the first time out. The whole thing will bring smiles and elicit a few laughs. Well done.