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'The Age of Ultron': "Reproducing faster than a Catholic Rabbit . . "

Posted by Billy Wonka on May 1, 2015 at 16:43:24:
Sam Jackson explains it all in this "see one, seen them all" episode of the Avengers. All the blurred mind-numbing action is broken up by undecipherable plot bits giving us a break to catch our breath.

The opening bits are funny because of their play on words...as silly as it sounds. After that we settle down into the ooh and aah CGI as Hulk rebels against Stark and the rest of the teams fights to prevent the destruction of the human race.

"Every time the Earth begins to settle God throws a stone at it. Believe me, He is winding up right now." Clever talk from Ultron referencing the Earth's evolutionary development. (How can you miss that.)

Is there ever a reason to talk about "acting" in a super hero movie? Okay, everybody was charged with being more dialog-clever while showing some regular-guy humanity. Mission Accomplished.

Being hyper-cynical I left 30 minutes before it was over. For all I know everybody got killed and we are destroyed. I'm sure somebody will fill me in.

Scarlett fans, she looked really hot during the early party scene and not so bad after that. Hulk is really a dillweed for not getting on that.

Have fun. Buy plenty of snacks but no bladder busters or you will miss part of the movie.