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'Ted2': More Bottom Feeding in Boston . . .

Posted by Billy Wonka on June 29, 2015 at 15:57:56:
S.O.S. Second Time Around. But, that's okay if you are a Ted fan. You're going to laugh a lot. If you don't like Ted's mouth then you'll stay away.

It's been three years since Ted's introduction. His marriage is becoming strained and he is advised that having a baby will pull them together once again. Well, Ted finds he can't adopt because he's not a human, he's considered property in Mass. Off to court with a dope smoking lawyer in hopes of making Ted a person.

There are a lot of ridiculous hijinks but my two favorite bits are: Stealing Tom Brady's semen (while he is asleep) and Wahlberg having a most unfortunate accident with a rack of sperm specimens. You have to be there to understand.

There is still some novelty left in the teddy bear that can throw a punch and talk dirty. Seyfreid looks great without all the requisite ruby red lipstick and Wahlberg limps along trying to be the straight man. The story includes a few characters from Ted1 and this assault on good taste lasts 1:55:00! You may want to bring your own bong to this one.