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The best scene in all three was the Kennedy assassination recreation...

in the Salton Sea.

Cruel to the poor pigeons, but that was a riot in the context of a bunch of speed freaks.

For those not privy to the movie, you have a bunch of heavily armed scumbag meth. dealers out in the deserty sticks. The leader, Poo-Bear, played by D'Onofrio, has no nose 'cause he's tweaked so much and he's left with this rubbery stick-on job that makes his voice (between weezes from smoking it,) sound like an old time country operator--think Lilly Tomlin from years back.

These guys have nothing better to do so they map out in the sand, a small, but long road coming out of the barn and marked with string on either side. You have Poo-Bear holding a remote controller for radio controled cars and he starts mumbling about the 'lone gunman' and as he does, he starts driving this big, black, limo looking remote control buggy out of the barn. There is no roof and inside are four grey pigeons with duct tape wrapped around them so they can't fly out. One pigeon in the back seat is dressed in a pink like Jackie O. was and the one next to it, is JFK. The two in the front are the Connoly's.

Poo-Bear then starts calling out for Oswald, the CIA guy and a Russian back-up and three of his buddies appear across from the barn, perched atop three different shacks. They all have scoped .22 rifles. As the limo drives out of the barn, he gets his forth buddy playing the part of Zagruder, to start filming in order to make the macabre scene more realistic. The limo makes its way through the dirt course while he narrates and on cue, he yells for Oswald to open fire from the book depository and the scene plays out with all three shooters blasting away leaving a bunch of dead pigeons in the RC limo.

Sick, but funny.

Chris


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