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What a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible review!

I hate such reviews with passion. They tell you everything about the movie, without telling you anything. Like listing all the characters in the Rembrandt's Night Watch it leaves me completely bevildered - was it a good or bad film, what impact did it have on the reviewer, is the reviewer even capable of being impacted by a movie, or he simply uses the tools from his Cinema 101 Liberal Arts class? Describing this movie is like describing poetry or Franz Hals's portrait, and there ARE reviwers who can do that, but apparently not that one.

I simply felt cheated reading it!




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