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Shoot'em Up: "What do you think of the Second Amendment now?"

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Best line delivered by Clive to a freshly-minted corpse resting at his side.

I can't even begin to count the number of people killed in this "guiltiest of pleasures". There was more lead flying around than Desert Storm in this nearly plotless action fest. Owen portrays a carrot-crunching bystander who becomes involved in Giamatti's murderous chase to kill a woman and her newborn child. The slowly evolving plot involves a baby factory, a seriously ill billionaire, and a politician running for president.

This film is a hybrid of a graphic novel and a looney tune. You can't help but laugh at the impossible stunts and mounting body count. Plus, Owen always comes up with a Bondian quips for the recently dispatched.

Belucchi looks good but there isn't enough of her for her legion here. She plays a hooker with golden mammaries entrusted to care for the last of the manufactured babies and smolders with Clive who cares not where her gorgeous lips have been last.

I wouldn't dare recommend this to the monocle jet set but it is a hoot.

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Complicit Constapo Talibangelical since MMIII

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