Films/DVD Asylum

"Gangster Squad:" don't even consider it. The absolutely worst film of the past...

67.160.130.12

tinear

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I can't remember how many years.
Sean Penn must be laughing all the way to the bank.
Ryan Gosling: you are not a tough guy. Your squeaky voice makes you look like a metrosexual that stumbled into a vintage store and emerged trying to look 40s.
Josh Brolin: the emotive range of an eggplant. He was very good in "No Country" where he just ran around.
Nick Nolte: his voice is gone. He makes Depardieu look healthy. Time for Nick to be retired.
Fleisher the director: you're not. Go back to producing.
This is a piece of shit so massive and stinking it would overwhelm the largest national park shithouse your've ever used.
Stay away, very far away.

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What, in the name of all that's holy, possessed you to see it? Reviews have been - Road Warrior 18:42:39 01/12/13 (10)
pretty much el stinko. Even here, in shoot em up land, it got panned. Having seen most of the worthy flicks here we rented Beasts of the Southern Wild and had a great afternoon loving Hushpuppy and yes, even Wink, all over again, and shedding a tear or two on a chilly, dreary, afternoon.
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A pox on his family and 100 years of bad luck for the inventor of "Intelligent Touchpads" for laptops!!!

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- I've not seen Beast of the Southern Wild, yet, because I thought it was a doc about LSU. nt - tinear 05:54:41 01/13/13 (2)
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  - Actually a documentary of Tyrann Mathieu's (Honey Badger) family - Road Warrior 07:49:17 01/13/13 (1)
    (or something similar) so not a doc about LSU per se.....
    I could definitely envisage Tyrann having been raised in "the bathtub" tho. Highly recommended, I'll even sing the praises of yer Dux if you don't like it a lot.
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    A pox on his family and 100 years of bad luck for the inventor of "Intelligent Touchpads" for laptops!!!
    
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    - Mathieu may tear up the NFL. I thought he'd play another FBS season, but he's said he's goin.' nt - tinear 09:58:29 01/13/13 (0)
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- he worships Sean Penn is my guess. I cringe when i see the ads NT - Jazz Inmate 21:26:46 01/12/13 (6)
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  We must be the change we wish to see in the world. -Gandhi
  - Wrong. The trailer's looked good and I made the CARDINAL - tinear 09:59:14 01/13/13 (1)
    mistake of not checking reviews.
    - nice try - Jazz Inmate 19:31:08 01/14/13 (0)
      The trailers were a train wreck.
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      We must be the change we wish to see in the world. -Gandhi
  - There's only 1 exception to my not boycotting movies based on content of actors/actresses, and - Road Warrior 07:53:43 01/13/13 (3)
    that's Sean Penn. Ths is a late in life decision but he's accumulated a body of work, as a human not an actor, that reeks of assholliness like no other public figure I can think of.
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    A pox on his family and 100 years of bad luck for the inventor of "Intelligent Touchpads" for laptops!!!
    - Exactly what has he done in private life you find so objectionable? I'm curious. nt - tinear 08:42:37 01/14/13 (2)
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      - Yes, investing his own time and money helping people... - DFaulds 04:49:23 01/15/13 (1)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Exactly what has he done in private life you find so objectionable? I'm curious. nt posted by tinear on January 14, 2013 at 08:42:37
        
        in Haiti is rather reprehensible. How dare he actually live in Haiti for several months assisting homeless and starving people.
        
        I think RW is pissed because he's in the oil business in LA and Sean went down, did some - tinear 19:17:50 01/17/13 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Yes, investing his own time and money helping people... posted by DFaulds on January 15, 2013 at 04:49:23
        
        good, and said some nasty things about the oil guys.
RE: 33% - Rotten tomatometer. - Eldragon 12:48:23 01/12/13 (1)
They are pretty accurate.

nothing is more boring than the truth - bukowski
- That must be the same 33% that think SH had WMD. Incredible. nt - tinear 15:26:26 01/12/13 (0)
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It must be pretty good then. * - mr grits 11:39:15 01/12/13 (5)
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- You'll buy it and endlessly post of its virtues, I have little doubt. - tinear 15:27:08 01/12/13 (4)
  Seriously, even you won't make it through this stinker.
  - The trailers had me regurgitating. * - mr grits 16:29:28 01/12/13 (3)
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    - Don't tell us, then, what the far more graphic Korean flicks do. nt - tinear 05:55:24 01/13/13 (2)
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      - They usually don't have bad acting. * - mr grits 10:45:56 01/13/13 (1)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Don't tell us, then, what the far more graphic Korean flicks do. nt posted by tinear on January 13, 2013 at 05:55:24
        
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        Point, grits. nt - tinear 19:41:07 01/13/13 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: They usually don't have bad acting. * posted by mr grits on January 13, 2013 at 10:45:56
        
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