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'Turn Me On, Dammit': Young, pretty, horny as hell . . .

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Poor Alma, just three months from Sweet Sixteen and she can hardly wait. Her need for sexual exploration spills over to a telephone sex service for women which ends up costing momma thousands of Kroner.
Alma's situation not only leads to flights of fantasy but also to being ostracized by the local teens in her small town after blurting out the object of her desire produced his penis and rubbed it on her at a party. Of course, he promptly denies it and Alma becomes "Dick Alma" overnight.
Her town is one of the smaller places in Norway and teens there with half a brain cell want out as soon as possible. Hilariously, one of her friends wants to move to Texas in order to end the death penalty there.
This comedic yet touching screenplay is acted by all amateurs in the teen parts. Helene Bergsholm did quite a job for the first time out. The whole thing will bring smiles and elicit a few laughs. Well done.

Edits: 03/06/13 03/06/13

Follow Ups:

Pedophile's delight...(nt) - mkuller 20:51:13 03/07/13 (3)
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- RE: Pedophile's delight...(nt) - robert920rogers@gmail.com 21:41:38 03/07/13 (2)
  Pedophile is a term used for a person attracted to prepubescent children.
  - Jailbait delight?...(nt) - mkuller 08:31:46 03/08/13 (1)
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    - RE: Jailbait delight?...(nt) - robert920rogers@gmail.com 08:58:18 03/08/13 (0)
      Thats better.well maybe better is not the right word.
Uh..................no I better not...... n/t - Awe-d-o-file 08:25:01 03/07/13 (0)
So you can appreciate a Snickers but not Swiss truffles. nt - tinear 07:51:24 03/07/13 (5)
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- You ignorance doesn't play well as snobbery. * - mr grits 09:40:13 03/07/13 (4)
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  - Yet I effortlessly can construct an elementary sentence. If liking good - tinear 15:14:54 03/07/13 (3)
    chocolate is snobbery, you must think people w/$2500 preamps are blue bloods.
    - You mean you can effortlessly construct an elementary sentence? nt - jamesgarvin 05:27:03 03/08/13 (0)
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    - You mean you can effortlessly contruct an elementary sentence? nt - jamesgarvin 05:26:16 03/08/13 (1)
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      - And count, too. nt - tinear 08:21:52 03/08/13 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: You mean you can effortlessly contruct an elementary sentence? nt posted by jamesgarvin on March 08, 2013 at 05:26:16
        
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