Films/DVD Asylum

A real piece of merde

68.80.220.198

Victor Khomenko

Stay away from that French crap: The Day I Saw Your Heart... it is not even worth a free streaming.

Nothing but a piss-poorly written and directed vehicle for that latest French excuse for an actress: M�lanie Laurent.

Under normal circumstances she would not graduate from a high school drama class, and she really should be selling shoes. I have not seen such a wooden acting since I watched Al Gore french-kiss his wife.

Follow Ups:

"All men renegotiate God at the end" . . . too close to home? - mr grits 14:19:25 03/11/13 (1)
There was a lot of wit and cynicism in the script but it wasn't for everyone. I've never expected Laurent to actually act beyond just being there. Blanc was very good and the concern over a pig valve hilarious.

Move on down the queue, you'll find something else.
- Listen, lefe's too short... - Victor Khomenko 17:39:05 03/11/13 (0)
  Even my wife mumbled something along the lines "Stupid woman's movie" - which is damning phrase. If you want to put a bimbo in the movie - at least pick one I will be drawn to. This one was colder than dead fish, no life at all, my eyes constantly wondered to furniture and cars from her dumb and unattractive face. The French obviously are playing us for fools... "Ah... this is sooo French!" I hear a New England woman whisper.
  
  Me, I would rather load a few hundred rounds in my basement, I stayed there simply to be in the company of my wife.
  
  Worst kind of merde, and don't try that kosher stuff on me. It was funny for one millisecond.
Actors can't save as you said 'piss-poorly written and directed' movie - Eldragon 08:14:38 03/11/13 (0)
...she was good in inglorious bastards. what has changed?

nothing is more boring than the truth - bukowski
If I had kissed Al's wife, I too would have had wood. Tipper was hot. nt - tinear 17:16:52 03/10/13 (1)
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- That is very... - Victor Khomenko 07:14:03 03/11/13 (0)
  ...liberal.
  
  I wonder if he was truly breathing through his arse during those long, long 15 minutes. His petulance being nothing but pure oxygen.

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