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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . (warning: a couple may be offensive to some) - Doug Schneider 17:51:36 09/27/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." -- Randall, Clerks, while describing how his cousin accidentally killed himself.

  "It seemed like a good idea at the time." Mason Verger, Hannibal, after describing how he was convinced to remove the skin off his face.

  There are also quite a few of them in Raising Arizona, a movie that some find extraordinarily funny (me), while other find it completely stupid. Too tired to remember the specifics though.
  
  

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  • inredard to your first line...dogs are kind of lucky..nt - Mellson 12:55:59 10/01/01 (0)
    In Reply to: Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . (warning: a couple may be offensive to some) posted by Doug Schneider on September 27, 2001 at 17:51:36:

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - YRY 15:19:59 09/26/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  Dr. Strangelove: Jack D. Ripper explaining the importance of maintaining the purity of our precious bodily fluids.
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - caa 12:25:38 09/26/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  yes, that's a gun in my pocket, and i'm happy to see you too.
  
  

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• Some good ones - brewthunda 11:29:11 09/21/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  "You gotta pool over there?"
  "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond...the pond would be good for you."

  "So I jumped ship in Hong Kong, make my way over to Tibet and I get on a course in the Himilayas as a looper. You know, a jock, a caddy. So I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself! Twelfth son of the Lama, the flowing robes, bald... striking. So we get up on the first tee, he hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - into a ten thousand foot crevass right at the base of this glacier. And he says, "Gunga Galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga." So we get up on 18 and he's gonna stiff me, and I say, "Hey! Lama! How 'bout, you know, a little something for the effort?" And he says, "There won't be any money here... but on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that going for me, which is nice."

  "She looks like a hooker. Look at her, look at her. Could you love someone who looked like that?"
  "What are you talking about? Of course not. Five, ten minutes tops, maybe."

  "Has your father ever killed anyone before?"
  "Oh, just a dog. Oh, and my Aunt Edna."
  "Hey, you can't prove that, Rusty!"

  " I'd like to thank the Academy .. Academy for this .. for this beer, eh. It's a beauty. I'll put it on my mantle and uh, you know, try to keep it cold. "

  "They got one big gun. They got a couple of tanks. They got a hundred Barishnikovs running around in Ichiwan outfits."
  "Yeah, what do we got?"
  "We got? What do we got? What are you talking about? We got one heavily armed recreational vehicle here, man."
  
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - JAD 06:09:46 09/21/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  Everything Lee Emry said in the first hour of Full Metal Jacket.

  The bus driver's response when Forrest Gump introduced himself.
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - TAFKA Steve 04:27:19 09/21/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  "Guard, put this man in Cell #1 and give him a drink!"--Klan (Master Bong Soo Han) in Kentucky Fried Movie.
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - Thatch_Ear 04:23:39 09/21/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  Chancy Gardener in "Being There"......."Yes, I would like a car."
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - Pam 00:40:42 09/21/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  Yeah Brain, but where are we going to find a tatoo parlor open at this time of night?
  
  

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  • Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - Dman 02:43:10 09/21/01 (0)
    In Reply to: Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pam on September 21, 2001 at 00:40:42:

    Fave from that show- "What is a Regis Philbin?" the Brain's answer during a Jeopardy taping episode.
    Runner up- "I had a leak in the sink!" Mr. Dressup (...with apologies to the late Ernie Coombs!)
    Dman
    
    

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• Some of my warped faves, that aren't really funny unless you watch the whole movie!!! - Dman 22:46:19 09/20/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  "Fly, Fat ass, Fly!!!"- Jay, from "Mallrats"

  "Right about then, Spud, Sickboy and myself made a concious decision to get back on the herion as soon as possible- took about 12 hours." Renton, "Trainspotting"

  "Nah, man! I'm just stumped that I don't have to pay him the 'hundred bucks!" Eric Cartman, "Southpark- Bigger Longer, Uncut"
  
  

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  • Re: Some of my warped faves, that aren't really funny unless you watch the whole movie!!! - Rob Doorack 09:24:06 09/21/01 (0)
    In Reply to: Some of my warped faves, that aren't really funny unless you watch the whole movie!!! posted by Dman on September 20, 2001 at 22:46:19:

    "Mom, if you were in a German Scheiße video you'd tell me, right?" - Eric Cartman, "Southpark - Bigger Longer, Uncut"

    
    
    

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - Corndog71 22:15:39 09/20/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  How do you get fired on your day off?
  
  Rob C

  The world was made for people not cursed with self-awareness
  
  

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• Re: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . - geoff 17:59:09 09/20/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Just thinking of the funniest lines. . . posted by Pjay on September 20, 2001 at 17:54:51:

  Would I work in a place like this if I had a real snake?
  
  

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