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Speaking generically, these types of titles instantly turn me off...

1) Any title containing more than 21 words. This is what makes my favorite title so great - it takes you right to the edge.
2) Any title with "vs." in it. Example: "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever". Need I say more?
3) Any title containing Roman numerals. It's bad enough it's a sequel, but then it has to get pretentious about it?
4) Any title with the following words: "National", "Disney's" and/or "Lampoon".
5) Any title containing the words "This is", that does not also contain the words "Spinal Tap".
6) Movies titles that contain difficult to pronounce or spell words. Examples: "Gigli", "Johnny Mnemonic".


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