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It was awesomely bad

which is actually better than just plain bad, like Shark Attack, which preceded it.

One minute the surf is calm, next minute it's blasting thru windows (with, of course, sharks being swept thru those same windows), next exterior shot the surf is calm. One minute the camera focuses in on doomsday clouds, next minute the sky overhead is blue, horrendous rains one shot, the next they're driving on dry streets throwing up dust, school bus is stalled out in 18" of water yet sharks bigger than Jaws are swimming around it and underwater shots of the sharks show water that has to be 12' deep, minimum, a one litre propane bottle rigged to explode, dropped by a helicopter flying into the middle of a tornado "equalizes" the temperature variance (said variance, of course, causes tornados) and effectively extinguishes them......the list goes on forever.

It's got a ways to go, tho, to top the ne plus ultra of awesomely bad, Mega Piranha.

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"E Burres Stigano?"


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