'Fifty Shades of Merde': they released this?

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One of the lamest movies of recent decades. So much hype and so little delivery. The ending got me. I thought: "You kidding?" That's it? There was a lot of laughing going on as there seemed to be a college crowd there together that most had read the book.

Score one for the righteous old guy: Some kid one down from me started getting on my nerves with his cell phone. (I am just mystified that the younger generations think their lives and thoughts are so important that they must opine day and night to each other.) Then a never before opportunity happened --- I looked down and saw the movie on his phone at the beginning of a dungeon scene and he started to typing. I leaned down and said, in a calm parental tone : "How many laws are you breaking now?" He looked back at me as if he didn't hear me. I repeated then he straightened up and killed the phone. I hope he remembers the incident before somebody else gets him arrested and tortured by greedy-assed Hollywood lawyers.

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Topic - 'Fifty Shades of Merde': they released this? - Billy Wonka 16:21:11 02/20/15 (9)

But what matters is that it is the highest grossing February release... - RGA 23:53:12 02/22/15 (0)

I have or had a perverted desire to see this...no pun intended... - Mark Man 09:57:17 02/22/15 (0)

The sacrifices... - mkuller 12:30:44 02/21/15 (0)

I don't get your disappointment. You asked for a shit sandwich... - Victor Khomenko 11:26:29 02/21/15 (4)

The digital age 'Story of O', you old fuddy duddy . . . - Billy Wonka 08:23:06 02/22/15 (3)

In the 50's I was reading works of Lenin... and you know what? - Victor Khomenko 09:55:13 02/22/15 (2)

Me too. Loved A Spaniard in the Works. Nt - geoffkait 11:55:01 02/22/15 (0)

Torture porn? (nt) - mkuller 10:37:06 02/22/15 (0)

Best review of it I've read so far... - musetap 23:33:08 02/20/15 (0)

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