'Gods of Egypt': Did I mention the cleavage?

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Are you sure I didn't mention the CLEAVAGE? I didn't see a principal female's face for the first fifteen minutes! It was so beautiful I wept.
Yes, lush, fantasitical, and a visual overload. The plot was mute but they did start out with the correct mythology and spun it all around from there. Basically, Osiris (Bryan Brown) is turning over his Kingdom of the lush Egypt to Horus (Coster-Waldau) when the bad uncle, Set (Butler), shows up and kills Osiris during the crowning of Horus. Set pulls out his eyes and Horus loses his squeeze, Hathor (Yung). We spend the rest of the time watching a young thief (Thwaites) stealing things in order to bring back his babe (Eaton). That's it. The rest is visual wonder with terrific CGI. This is primarily a backwash from the same Mad Max team.
Interestingly, Ra (Geoffrey Rush) spent all his time on a galaxtic sailing ship jousting a great worm that would consume all life on earth. Not such a glorious assignment god #1.
This film would almost be a kiddie feature for the exception of the cleavage. Kept me interested. This one will make guys use their little brain for most of the two hours.
Shout out to the Illuminati for making yet another film that confuses kids about gods, religion, and what is real or not. Fine job.

Edits: 02/28/16

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Topic - 'Gods of Egypt': Did I mention the cleavage? - Billy Wonka 16:46:14 02/28/16 (11)

Did you see the weekend box office numbers? - mkuller 11:50:04 03/01/16 (5)

Thanks, the cleavage word hasn't caught up yet. * - Billy Wonka 17:35:28 03/01/16 (4)

Have you heard? - mkuller 19:03:25 03/01/16 (3)

Movie Pass. $30 for a month for all you can eat..... - Billy Wonka 22:52:45 03/01/16 (2)

Burp! (nt - genungo 07:24:26 03/02/16 (1)

Indeed, just saw 'The Other Side of the Door' and it was . . . - Billy Wonka 13:15:58 03/05/16 (0)

Jeez, even the guys have it!... N/T - musetap 20:20:17 02/29/16 (0)

hey - mbnx01 11:07:19 02/29/16 (1)

When I was a wee boy... - grantv 07:02:21 03/01/16 (0)

Reviews have not been kind about this one. - free.ranger 19:16:46 02/28/16 (0)

Like Homer Simpson said: "I've made my choice." ;^) - PhilJ 17:04:13 02/28/16 (0)

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