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I don't go to the movies often.
Prefer watching in the comfort of my home.
But all the hub bub about this movie drew me out of my cave.Theatre was 1/3 full by the start.
Two seats over were two young people I knew.We exchanged pleasentries and i informed them if they talked during the movie I would stick my New Baance 9.5EEEE right up there ass.They said yes sir Mr.YECH.Small town kids are so respectfull.I thought I had it made as the lights went down.And then came the gruesome threesome seating themselves behind me.The Mr. eating popcorn and kneeing the back of my seat untill he got his walrus ass situated and two females next to him.I could tell by the AquaNet/perfume stench.Then the movie starts.
First thing I notice.
Does Jesus have the only toothbrush in town???Or is the Roman soldiers dental plan that bad???
And then all the dull colors.Brown,grays and an occassional splash of red.No wonder these people are oppressed.They need more pastels to lighten there tortured existence.
And then the real fun begins and Jesus starts takin it "on the chin", so to speak.That's when Mrs.AquaNet starts crying.It didn't stop the entire goddamn movie!!!!Sniff sniff,blows her nose,sniff sniff.
Is this bound for the Academy award for best movie.
Let us pray.
It doesn't.
YECH
Follow Ups:
without giving away the ending?
Oops, sorry.
Your "review" had the requisite disdain for the lower classes, the sarcastic condescension and ironic detachment that both protects you from criticism that you shouldn't have gone to see such "kaka" in the first place and demonstrates your general immunity to the film's facile attempts at emotionally manipulating someone of such "towering intellect" as yours, plus a complete lack of any meaningful insight into the film itself.You'll fit in well here.
nt
"Your "review" had the requisite disdain for the lower classes,"Where was the disdain for lower classes. His comments on the poor behavior of the common theater goer hardly implies any class distinction. Wealthy people can be just as obnoxious and intrusive as poor people.
" the sarcastic condescension and ironic detachment that both protects you from criticism that you shouldn't have gone to see such "kaka" in the first place and demonstrates your general immunity to the film's facile attempts at emotionally manipulating someone of such "towering intellect" as yours, plus a complete lack of any meaningful insight into the film itself."
Hardly. He raises issues about the actual content of the film. The issues of substance that he raised well deserve sarcasim and condencension. There is no excuse for such mistakes. Sometimes such errors interfere with the suspesion of disbelief and prevent the viewer from being fully involved in the movie. One cannot discuss the insight of a film if they miss it due to the painful distractions of poor craft.
"You'll fit in well here."If he continues to discuss the merits of a film's content he will have my respect.
blah blah blah
and nothing comes out.
Except horse shit.
Your comments about couldn't be more wrong.Ya know it's not like I'm gettin paid for this shit.
Where else can you get this humor for free?
YECH on ya
Hi Dalton... I was under the impression you were going to retract your vicious lies.Is that still forthcoming, or no guts is the slogan of the day?
... whatever they might be.(I'd post a more sincere apology if I had any idea what the "vicious lies" were. If this has anything to do with the $500 handlebars, I'm sorry for implying that you aren't a good enough cyclist for them. It's your money. In the future, feel free to do with it as you please without consulting me. hehehe)
Make a post about movies instead of complaining about the other posters.
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