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• Re: "Wild Women of Wonga" (really!)nt - Jeff Starrs 08:32:48 10/01/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

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• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.... - Don Bunce 13:27:21 09/29/04 (2)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  Chopper Chicks in Zombietown,Hell comes to Frogtown,The Giant Gila Monster,The Killer Shrews,all of the Godzilla sequels.....
  
  

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  • The Winner!!!!! - dwill123 11:56:04 09/30/04 (1)
    In Reply to: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.... posted by Don Bunce on September 29, 2004 at 13:27:21:

    I saw this movie in the theater when it came out. As a kid I loved it (saw it twice in fact). Now maturity has set in and boy is it a stinker.

    

    
    
    

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    • Esss-Ayyy-Ennn-T-A, See-Elll-Ayyy-Yew-Ess... - TAFKA Steve 06:56:48 10/01/04 (0)
      In Reply to: The Winner!!!!! posted by dwill123 on September 30, 2004 at 11:56:04:

      Hooray for Santy Claus!!!

      I own the soundtrack on vinyl.
      
      

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• The Beast of Yucca Flats - Jack G 04:23:35 09/29/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  They actually lost the original soundtrack to the movie, so they redid it and did mostly voice over, with really anoying music.
  Jack
  
  

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• Gibson and Hawn in Bird On a Wire. The wife loves it of course. - dennzio 20:32:56 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  Oh...almost forgot...Costner's "The Bodyguard."
  
  

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• Attack of the killer tomatoes... - millen 12:19:24 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  

  Horror at its best if you enjoy this sort of puberty movie.
  
  

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• Re: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" - jamesgarvin 11:27:20 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  "A Boy and His Dog" with Don Johnson.
  
  

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• Gummo. nt - Eldragon 09:19:42 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

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• A tie... - geoffkait 08:47:11 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  ...The English Patient and Signs
  
  

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• "Cornman: American Vegetable Hero" - TAFKA Steve 08:12:35 09/28/04 (1)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  Just saw this one last month. How bad is it?

  1. Cornman, the hero, has the ability to communicate with corn.

  2. Hero's sidekick, Butter Boy, sweats butter.

  3. Hero is played by two completely different actors switched in the middle of the film.

  4. Hero's girlfriend, Sheila, is played by four different actresses.

  5. Hero assisted by the Psychic Nose, a man who can smell farts before they are emitted.

  6. Villain is Dr. Hoe, has a gardening hoe instead of a right hand.

  7. Dr. Hoe wants to dominate all the corn in the world.

  8. Dr. Hoe's assistants are Starchy (redneck), Waxy (British dyke with killer thighs), and Huckleberry Bob (regenerates his head after decapitations).

  9. Dr. Hoe's ultimate weapon is Cornsparagus, a hulk-like green creature hybrid of corn and asparagus.

  10. Dr. Hoe, having neither the time or patience to set up the plot for us, bribes Uncle Schlomo to "break the fourth wall" and explain it all, including the origins of Cornman and Butter Boy.

  11. Don't let Butter Boy use your toilet; you'll be sorry!

  12. Has a rippin', punk rock theme song and music video at closing credits.

  13. I could list reason #13, but that would be unlucky.

  Convinced yet?
  
  

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  • Sounds like something from The Cartoon Network..... - danj 21:13:50 09/28/04 (0)
    In Reply to: "Cornman: American Vegetable Hero" posted by TAFKA Steve on September 28, 2004 at 08:12:35:

    Totally whacked!
    
    

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• It's a strong toss up ... - dwill123 07:13:37 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  A Force of One (1979, Chuck Norris, Ron O'Neal)

  Clash of the Titans hideously bad. When that mechanical owl came out it took all my girlfriend (at the time) could do to keep me from walking out of the theater.
  
  

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• Killer Klowns is my favorite "cult" movie . . . - albee33 06:39:46 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  Have my own DVD copy. Bad? Not really. The "Chiodo" brothers knew what they were doing. It's a kult klassic that will never die.

  
  
  ( huh? )
  
  

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• Ahhh come on, that was funny - GTF 06:39:31 09/28/04 (0)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  Good movie for a rainy afternoon.

  Angels in America good intent, horrible movie
  
  

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• oops.......That should be "Your vote" (nt) - danj 22:34:28 09/27/04 (1)
  In Reply to: You're vote for the best "Worst Movie of All Time" posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:33:02:

  
  
  

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  • Ishtar (nt) - grinagog 02:28:39 09/28/04 (0)
    In Reply to: oops.......That should be "Your vote" (nt) posted by danj on September 27, 2004 at 22:34:28:

    Grins
    
    

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