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• "Chronicles of My Dick" - Ken Perkins 07:20:47 12/29/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Couldn't resist.
  
  

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• Saving Ryan's Privates nt - Duilawyer 22:36:13 12/26/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Mr. Holland's Orifice, Snatch n/t - mouse 22:19:53 12/26/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• The Passion Of The Wrist. nt - dave c 20:48:49 12/25/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• How about "Romancing The Bone"..... - TWB 23:58:22 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Now Showing ! : "Titty Titty Bang Bang" Coming soon ! :"The Joy Fuck Club" with "Truly, Madly, Deeply" - Bambi B 19:36:06 12/24/05 (2)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • I saw Shitty Titty Gang Bang . . * - mr grits 22:30:57 12/25/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Now Showing ! : "Titty Titty Bang Bang" Coming soon ! :"The Joy Fuck Club" with "Truly, Madly, Deeply" posted by Bambi B on December 24, 2005 at 19:36:06:

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  • Gent's Night Triple Feature: " Going My Way ? " is followed by " 9-1/2 Cheeks " ending up with a " Hard Gay's Night " - Bambi B 19:52:31 12/24/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Now Showing ! : "Titty Titty Bang Bang" Coming soon ! :"The Joy Fuck Club" with "Truly, Madly, Deeply" posted by Bambi B on December 24, 2005 at 19:36:06:

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• My Big, Thick Greek Wedding. - TAFKA Steve 15:05:55 12/24/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Unlawful Entry?
  
  

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  • That would be a 'backdoor' one ..lol..!..n/t - Audio Pharaoh 14:08:18 12/25/05 (0)
    In Reply to: My Big, Thick Greek Wedding. posted by TAFKA Steve on December 24, 2005 at 15:05:55:

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    # The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men # Samuel L. Jackson (Ezekiel 25:17)> Pulp Fiction <

    Plinius SA-REF----M-8----CD-101-------Martin Logan Ascents
    
    

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• Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Bungholes * - mr grits 10:03:35 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Kiss Bang Kiss Bang. (I think that's original...) nt - clarkjohnsen 09:56:24 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Good night and good f**k (NT) - tunenut 07:36:33 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• "The Deviator" - cjfrbw 02:06:13 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• "Eyes Stuck Shut" - cjfrbw 01:30:51 12/24/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Dicked Tracey nt - dave c 19:35:58 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Natural Born Drillers, Fuckwish, The Reincarnation of Peter's cock, , Sex Race 2000, The Thing...ah well..:) - Audio Pharaoh 19:35:31 12/23/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  # The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men # Samuel L. Jackson (Ezekiel 25:17)> Pulp Fiction <

  Plinius SA-REF----M-8----CD-101-------Martin Logan Ascents
  
  

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  • The Sexorcism Of Emily Rose, Fleshdance, Pale Humper...n/t - Audio Pharaoh 20:03:49 12/23/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Natural Born Drillers, Fuckwish, The Reincarnation of Peter's cock, , Sex Race 2000, The Thing...ah well..:) posted by Audio Pharaoh on December 23, 2005 at 19:35:31:

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    # The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men # Samuel L. Jackson (Ezekiel 25:17)> Pulp Fiction <

    Plinius SA-REF----M-8----CD-101-------Martin Logan Ascents
    
    

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• Yurassic Pork - dave c 19:28:30 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Raptor-ous
  
  

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• 8 1/2 inches - groovenoter 16:48:32 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  
  
  

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• Thighs Wide Shut (nt) - Fretless 16:14:32 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• GladHeAteHer ! - draggcj 13:41:30 12/23/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Gladiator
  Glad He ate Her
  
  

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  • Re: GladHeAteHer ! - Lesbos 05:52:05 01/05/06 (0)
    In Reply to: GladHeAteHer ! posted by draggcj on December 23, 2005 at 13:41:30:

    GladHeAteHer is really a soft-porn film, where the femme-warriors of Lesbos... well, there isn't much of a plotline to wreck - I promise. I saw it in Greece quite often while I was there - GladHeAteHer aired on broadcast television (in English with Greek subtitles.) Minimus Dickus & his sister Clitoris embark upon quite an adventure.
    
    

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• Edward Penishands.nt - jamesgarvin 11:53:01 12/23/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • That's an actual porn movie nt - Analog Scott 16:21:30 12/23/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Edward Penishands.nt posted by jamesgarvin on December 23, 2005 at 11:53:01:

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• Re : Fahrenheit 9 / 11-----nt------ - patrickU 08:41:32 12/23/05 (2)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • heehee... - ToshiroofKreplachastan 12:05:15 12/23/05 (1)
    In Reply to: Re : Fahrenheit 9 / 11-----nt------ posted by patrickU on December 23, 2005 at 08:41:32:

    Mon Amis,

    Good one.

    Tosh
    "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish"
    
    

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    • Re: heehee... - patrickU 12:11:22 12/23/05 (0)
      In Reply to: heehee... posted by ToshiroofKreplachastan on December 23, 2005 at 12:05:15:

      BTW this " film " is so forgot as forgot can be.
      
      

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• Re: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt - rico 07:33:40 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Breast Side Story
  Angels With Sticky Faces
  The Sperminator
  House of Whacks
  Forest Pump
  Bad Day at Black Cock

  
  
  

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• Star Whores...The Phanton Orgasm...Attack of the Clits...The Best Head of Our Lives - ToshiroofKreplachastan 07:16:52 12/23/05 (3)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Sick fucks.

  Tosh Diggler
  "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish"
  
  

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  • "Big"..."BallBusters"..."Revenge of the Turds" - for you German Shitze films freaks - ToshiroofKreplachastan 07:19:45 12/23/05 (2)
    In Reply to: Star Whores...The Phanton Orgasm...Attack of the Clits...The Best Head of Our Lives posted by ToshiroofKreplachastan on December 23, 2005 at 07:16:52:

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    "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish"
    
    

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    • All Over Eve...The Wizard of Cooz...Snow White and the Seven Dorks...The Penis of Doom...Das Boob - ToshiroofKreplachastan 07:22:47 12/23/05 (1)
      In Reply to: "Big"..."BallBusters"..."Revenge of the Turds" - for you German Shitze films freaks posted by ToshiroofKreplachastan on December 23, 2005 at 07:19:45:

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      "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell em you're Jewish"
      
      

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      • Re: All Over Eve...The Wizard of Cooz...Snow White and the Seven Dorks...The Penis of Doom...Das Boob - TomD 19:02:23 12/23/05 (0)
        In Reply to: All Over Eve...The Wizard of Cooz...Snow White and the Seven Dorks...The Penis of Doom...Das Boob posted by ToshiroofKreplachastan on December 23, 2005 at 07:22:47:

        You mean "Snow Wet" don't you?
        
        

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• Riding Giants, oh wait that was an actual movie! -nt- - draggcj 05:15:10 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Cockwork Orange - TomD 05:08:40 12/23/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Cockwork Orange
  
  

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• Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm NT - RGA 00:37:40 12/23/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • Sex Trek: The Next Penetration. NT - RGA 00:39:48 12/23/05 (0)
    In Reply to: Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm NT posted by RGA on December 23, 2005 at 00:37:40:

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• Good Will Humping, The Assman of Alcatraz, Herbie Does Bananas, On Golden Shower, The Cads that Ate Paris (nt) - Doug Flynn 23:13:23 12/22/05 (2)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • More - Backshaft, The Jizz Singer, The Girl with the Pearl Necklace, The Ridges of Madison County, Red Rocketman (nt) - Doug Flynn 00:02:04 12/23/05 (1)
    In Reply to: Good Will Humping, The Assman of Alcatraz, Herbie Does Bananas, On Golden Shower, The Cads that Ate Paris (nt) posted by Doug Flynn on December 22, 2005 at 23:13:23:

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    • Even more - Play Fisty for Me, Rimming in the Rain, Snatch Adams, The Boner Collector, The Reaming of Wife (nt) - Doug Flynn 00:12:49 12/23/05 (0)
      In Reply to: More - Backshaft, The Jizz Singer, The Girl with the Pearl Necklace, The Ridges of Madison County, Red Rocketman (nt) posted by Doug Flynn on December 23, 2005 at 00:02:04:

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• "King Dong" + Hitchcock directs Peter O' Tool 'in' "The 'Birds' " , "The 39 Schtupps", and "The Trouble with 'Hairy' " - Bambi B 22:10:28 12/22/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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  • Coming Next Week! : Jenna Jameson in "Leave It to Beaver". - Bambi B 22:48:39 12/22/05 (0)
    In Reply to: "King Dong" + Hitchcock directs Peter O' Tool 'in' "The 'Birds' " , "The 39 Schtupps", and "The Trouble with 'Hairy' " posted by Bambi B on December 22, 2005 at 22:10:28:

    The tender story of a beautiful young women who makes money from her pet.

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• The Loin King - dave c 21:56:27 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Roar
  
  

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• The Rodfather n/t - Prisoners 21:49:38 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Shaving Ryan's Privates nt - Prisoners 21:39:27 12/22/05 (0)
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• Night Of The Giving Head nt - dave c 21:29:30 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• They Root Horses Don't They? - dave c 21:17:54 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Aussie national dance
  
  

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• There's Something Inside Mary. - dave c 21:14:11 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Something in the hair.
  
  

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• Feltch - cfitzger 20:58:29 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• The Great Asscape - dave c 20:54:40 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Scraping the bottom of the barrel
  
  

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• Sparticum - dave c 20:51:37 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Its all Greek to me
  
  

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• A link of over 400 others - WinthorpeIII 20:48:01 12/22/05 (1)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  http://personal.pitnet.net/micah/porno.html
  
  

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  • Sez it all? nt - clarkjohnsen 10:51:29 12/23/05 (0)
    In Reply to: A link of over 400 others posted by WinthorpeIII on December 22, 2005 at 20:48:01:

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• Bareback Mounting - LWR 20:33:33 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Crouching Trannie Hidden Penis nt. - WinthorpeIII 20:31:43 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

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• Good Fellates - dave c 20:03:40 12/22/05 (0)
  In Reply to: Imaginary porn films based on names of real movies... give it your best shot... nt posted by dave c on December 22, 2005 at 19:56:44:

  Gangsters who talk with their mouths full.
  
  

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