Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by TAFKA Steve (A) on January 04, 2002 at 15:50:36

In Reply to: Actresses I can't stand posted by bubbahotep on January 04, 2002 at 10:58:38:

Demi Moore--Attack of the Implants. Glad to hear that Bruce has moved up and is now dating Alisha Klass, the porno queen of anal G-spot sex.

Kim Basinger--seems to always be uncomfortable and hesitant on camera; still can't figure out how she got that Oscar.

The Arquette Sisters--take your pick.

Melanie Griffith--last year's retrospective of her work at the Cannes Film Festival was awfully thin.

Catherine Zeta-Jones--so beautiful I almost don't notice that she's about as expressive as a ball peen hammer.

Famke Janssen--ditto.

Fairuza Baulk--my favorite skank.

Milla Jovovich--better as a musician.

Rebecca Pidgeon--ditto.

Denise Richards--awful, but better than Pidgeon.

Shannen Doherty--her bilaterally asymmetric face drives me nuts.

Janine Turner (TV's Northern Exposure, "Cliffhanger")--just plain embarassing.