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...so you are warned.
Of the three high-school boys we meet, one is very sweet (Michael Cera, fresh off Arrested Development, whose every reaction shot is worth two lines of dialog), one is quite the nerd (and the genuinely funniest of all), and the third is a fat, ugly Jewish kid with the dirtiest mouth in the movies. (On porn: "I want to see a dick going into it, that's the only way I want to see a fucking vagina. You ever seen a vagina by itself? Eeewwwwww!" On blow jobs: "I just want to feel those big luscious lips around the tip of my penis.")
Of course you know the FUJK will never get fucked, that way.
But there they are, on their way (mirabile dictu!) to the last party of their senior year, the first one to which they've ever been invited actually, and then they get separated. That's when the nerd meets the two weird cops ("Cops just want to have fun!") and the fun begins.
And never lets up.
This movie is crazy funny, once you get past the FUJK's filthy language and obscene reveries. Which must be exactly as the makers intended.
The young girls are hot, too!
clark
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being hot was just plain discusting. Just when i think you can you can't top yourself.....
...although occasionally the exception must be made.
My comments concerned the actresses in the film, not the characters they were portraying; one would hope that a person in the industry might realize the difference.
Not only that, but those characters were all upperclassmen, making them probably 17 years old, 16 at least -- the age of consent in every state and especially in Nevada, where the film was set.
Geez Luiz.
clark
"The young girls are hot, too!"
I see the word young but not the word actress. They *looked* very much the age they were portraying, 17. You give me the creeps.
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You may be creepy but fortunately you border on brain dead. So I see no real danger to the world. I think of you mostly as a proverbial car wreck. But when I slow down and look at you I know there will be no dead bodies. Thanks for providing A safe guilty pleasure.
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But then I wouldn't expect you to see the difference, especially when you are the subject.
But I know I have seen films in which young girls (actresses) in their early twenties are playing sixteen or seventeen year old characters, and have thought to myself that I would not kick them out of the sack for watching the Real World. The age of their characters matters not a whit to me, anymore than I would kick Charlize Theron out of bed because she played an evil ugly woman in Aileen Wournos.
Now in my forties I find the thought of lusting over girls that appear to be geniunely of a highschool age to be creepy. Well unless we are talking about boys doing the lusting. I suspect Clark is older than I am. ::shiver::
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They look like highschool kids to me. One of them actually was at the time. Maybe I am sensitive being the father of a senior in highschool. But when i see dudes older than me lusting after *girls* that my daughter might hang out with, it creeps me out.
#1, yes. If I was walking in the mall, and I her, and knew she was the age of majority, I would probably look twice. Maybe three times if I saw her approaching a far distance ahead. #2, no. I do not find number two particularly attractive.
Here is a question for you: You suggest that you would not oogle late teen type gals because your daughter is approaching that age, and the thought of you oogling girls her age makes you feel, well, creepy. I trust that she will continue to get older. When she is thirty, will you refuse to oogle thirty year old women because they are your daughter's age, and they could be her friends?
> > #1, yes. If I was walking in the mall, and I her, and knew she was the age of majority, I would probably look twice. Maybe three times if I saw her approaching a far distance ahead. #2, no. I do not find number two particularly attractive.> >
It seems you are trying to walk that fine line between defending a position and not appearing creepy yourself. fair enough but lets ask relevent detailed questions. Would you "oogle" *images* of 18 and 19 year old girls on a hard core porn sight that is trying to make them appear to be 13, 12 or even 11 years old? Would you find any guy especially an old fart like Clark "oogling" such *images* to be creepy if not worse? Now lets take another, closer look at what was in the movie. we have images of girls portrayed as under age in their panties and bras in one case actually engaged in intercourse and in the other case proclaiming their "wetness" while straddling a guy in his underwear and expressing her desire to have that guy "inside her." My extreme example is basically the same thing taken to a more obvious level. Both are barely legal girls portrayed as under age girls in sexually explicite situaltions. I think any old fart looking at that and proclaiming the girls' hotness is IMO creepy. This is a far cry from "looking twice at a girl that you know is 18 or older in public at a mall."
> > Here is a question for you: You suggest that you would not oogle late teen type gals because your daughter is approaching that age,> >
I didn't say I would not "oogle" such girls becuase of my daughters age. I only mention my daughter's age because it brings it home for me.
> > and the thought of you oogling girls her age makes you feel, well, creepy.> >
Lets be clear the thought of guys my age and older "oogling" girls of that age is IMO creepy.
> > I trust that she will continue to get older. When she is thirty, will you refuse to oogle thirty year old women because they are your daughter's age, and they could be her friends? > >
My daughter's age does not set the bar of what I think is and is not creepy. Older guys "oogling girls portrayed as under age in sexually explicite scenes will be creepy when my daughter is thirty as it was when my daughter was five as it was whe i was a teenager as it will be wehn i am 80. It does however bring it home for me. If a stranger is murdered in Nigeria it is wrong. If a member of your family is murdered it is wrong and it brings the wrongness of murder home to you. If guys want to "oogle" my daughter when she is thirty I don't really care. As far as my "oogling" goes I don't do it period. I work on a regular basis with beautiful young women. One of the reasons I continue to work with them is because I don't "oogle" them.
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Complicit Constapo Talibangelical since MMIII
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...accurate depiction of sex-crazed teenage loosers.
Could be older audiophiles, too.
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