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Straight Man Accidentally Sees �Sex and the City�

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clarkjohnsen

�Terrifying� Experience, Says Home Depot Clerk

A self-styled heterosexual man from Akron, Ohio said today that he was �traumatized� over the weekend after attending a showing of the new Sarah Jessica Parker film, �Sex and the City.�

Hendrick Colton, 34, said that he bought a ticket to the summer blockbuster �Iron Man� at his neighborhood multiplex but wandered into the theater showing �Sex and the City� instead.

�The minute the movie came on, I knew something was terribly, terribly wrong,� he said.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/ (Open in New Window)

Follow Ups:

When they did "the wave" in the theatre holding up their Gucci purses... - cjfrbw 11:31:11 06/05/08 (0)
he passed out.
Classic closing line.....(nt) - delboy 03:43:14 06/05/08 (0)
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haaahaha...I've never even been able to make it through a couple mins of an episode NT - Jazz Inmate 22:10:23 06/04/08 (0)
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Call it, friendo.
RE: Straight Man Accidentally Sees �Sex and the City� - no1maestro 15:11:18 06/04/08 (0)
Thanks Clark............we needed that!!

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