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Ninja Assassin: the human body contains 55 gallons of blood at 1000 psi . . .

72.147.216.10

This is a modern tale of a thousand year old society of assassins for pay. The society is divided into different "tribes" and they routinely kidnap children, mostly orphans, at a young age and put them through years of tortuous, grueling training.

We have an attractive black woman who works with "Europol" who has become obsessed with the Ninja Assassins folklore. Oddly, bank records and recent political assassinations correspond to the cash cost of 100 pounds of gold.

Suddenly, the Europol woman is in the middle of a plot to clean up attempts to expose the tribes and there is the one defector who helps to keep her alive until they can defeat evil forces at hand.

This is where the choreographed combat becomes mind boggling along with all the gushing and splattering blood. A clean sword stab produces a geyser of blood 3 to 4 feet in the air! Great stuff if you're twelve.

Lots of bloody action, cart wheels, and bisected bodies and limbs. Great mindless entertainment if your not the queasy type.

Share a bowl of grits with someone you love tonight.

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The reviews have pretty much... - mkuller 10:43:32 12/03/09 (1)
...all said this film sucks big time.

Bad plot AND dark, poorly choreographed/filmed action scenes.

Lot's of blood, though.
- Grits only needs blood, obviously. nt - tinear 17:14:25 12/03/09 (0)
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The TV ads didn't tip you off to the idiocy of this flick? - Mike K 09:55:24 12/03/09 (4)
Why would you waste your money on such nonsense?

Spend it on grits instead!!

Mike
- I like such idiocy. * - mr grits 11:25:17 12/03/09 (3)
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  Share a bowl of grits with someone you love tonight.
  - It is mindless garbage.... - phatty 07:04:31 12/04/09 (2)
    ...crap.
    
    It is a disgrace to the Martial Arts.
    - Who cares? MA is garbage just like pro wrestling. * - mr grits 13:05:42 12/04/09 (1)
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      Share a bowl of grits with someone you love tonight.
      - The Martial Arts, as shown in movies... - phatty 10:19:43 12/07/09 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: Who cares? MA is garbage just like pro wrestling. * posted by mr grits on December 04, 2009 at 13:05:42
        
        ...and television, for the most part, is garbage.
        
        The real Martial Arts , practiced by millions of people worlwide, for many centuries , is not.Not all of that is legit either.
        
        There is a big difference.

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