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My wife has talent

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Victor Khomenko

I can be watching a 90 minutes action flick, and there will be one 10 second steamy sex scene - and sure enough she will enter the room at that moment, and declare me a pervert. "Why are you always watching that porn?" she asks me... and I have no good answer. I mumble this and that, but she is never convinced. She shakes her head and leaves...

Who would suggest a good answer for this situation? I need it bad... I am watching Borgia tonight!

Follow Ups:

It would probably help - Daryl Zero 21:31:39 02/01/12 (0)
if you didn't pause the scene and move it frame by frame.
RE: My wife has talent - Revolver66 03:56:03 02/01/12 (0)
When a scene like that comes on and my wife is present, I always make the same remark, so much so that she sometimes makes it for me:

"There's too much kissing in this picture..."
So how did you get two hours of "A Room In Rome" past her? * - mr grits 18:45:04 01/31/12 (2)
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- One of my few success stories... - Victor Khomenko 05:35:40 02/01/12 (1)
  And what a hollow success that one was! :)
  
  Talk about turning 120 minutes of sex into 119 minutes of boredom!
  - "Honey, I'll be downstairs reloading for a few hours." That ought to do it. * - mr grits 12:44:46 02/01/12 (0)
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Tell her those scenes are boring.... after all, you're married to her! Now, to make up for it, get - tinear 08:46:04 01/31/12 (3)
"Miss Julie," and watch it with her. Very entertaining film with a powerful woman at its core.
She would also like, "The Outlaw and his Wife."
- I usually have a cook book on a ready. - Victor Khomenko 10:52:54 01/31/12 (2)
  But last time I grabbed it upside down, so it didn't look very convincing.
  
  I tried yawning, pretending I am asleep... these seem to work to some degree.
  
  The Outlaw is in the queue, Miss Julie strikes me as too much of a girlie movie, my wife doesn't like these. :)
  - "Girlie?" No. Absolutely not. Miss J is a very tough film. She's fierce. nt - tinear 17:00:04 01/31/12 (0)
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  - That's pathetic. nt - oldmkvi 13:35:16 01/31/12 (0)
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I'll never forget the night Mrs. Nasty decided to watch an episode of Boredwalk Empire - Road Warrior 07:47:56 01/31/12 (1)
Scene - Jimmy Darmody's (Rising mobster) Mom (slut) and Wife (devoted) are having a discussion. They're subtley arguing over which one of them Jimmy has the strongest affection for. After wife makes a very strong case,

Enter Mrs. Nasty stage right as mom says,

"Well dear I used to kiss his little penis when he was a baby and small child."

Exit Mrs. Nasty stage right.

Do not feel alone in this malady Victor.

"I'd like to own a squadron of tanks"
- How quickly women forget their honeymoons........ * - mr grits 08:13:28 01/31/12 (0)
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You just say: " You should have seen what was on... - ArdRi 19:28:21 01/30/12 (3)
right before you came in!" This reminded me of my last speeding ciutaion.. I had been trundling along with cruise control set at the posted speed limit . Some tradesman in a minivan decided that was too slow so began riding my bumper..
We entered a long Work Zone reducing the Highway to one lane with me in front. When we exited that he again speeded up onto my bumper again and I lost my cool.
With a long, straight slightly inclining hill and no other traffic in front of me I dropped the 540 into Third, floored it and flew off to about 110 mph where I crested a hill and was promptly busted by a State Trooper with a Radar Gun....
He said he had me doing 90 .. I said; "you should have seen me on the other side of the hill."
- Keep one hand on the remote during those scenes. - geoff 05:22:24 01/31/12 (2)
  It seems to send out a signal that keeps her out of the room.
  - Well, last night... - Victor Khomenko 07:24:17 01/31/12 (1)
    ...she walked in right when a young and rather attractive actress was doing her obligatory full frontal - it took my wife just one second to notice something that completely escaped my attention - the bikini suntan pattern! That in 1492!!! :)
    
    Man's eye... woman's eye... :)
    - Maybe you should try watching something you both would like. You - oldmkvi 07:43:59 01/31/12 (0)
      do seem obsessed with tits.

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