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More heavy lifting from the red-eyed, shell shocked man of Netflix streaming. (Don't you secretly wish you had the testicles to see AND report you saw it?)

Being Protestant as the driven snow this flick didn't have the ironic zing I might have expected. What we have here is a group of Mexican and American priests who package cocaine in church basements and bikers who distribute it through their brothel. Yeah, the Sisters sit around habit-less except for their draping headgear and package up product under the ever watchful eyes of the good Fathers.

The opening sequence shows a church bus massacre of several nuns by bad-assed bikers for shorting them. Out of that bus one Nun is taken hostage in a brothel (where other Nuns are in slavery) and hooked on smack. She is rescued by Witchdoctor, the old man who looks after the girls, and taken to his shack also located in the desert. After Sister Sarah has been nursed back to health she relates to Witchdoctor that she had a vision. God came to her and told her to kill all the bad men and He would protect her. Even Witchdoctor had to question this: "He told you to kill people?" Trusting Sister Sarah at her word he pulled out two huge six guns and gave them to her. Sister Sarah promptly shot him through the head. So goes Sister Sarah through the rest of the film killing Priests, bikers, bad nude Nuns, and everything else that gets in her way.

Unfortunately, there weren't any really good looking women to bare their bosoms. I guess that was a budget problem as well. This flick was so compelling I had to go to bed just twenty minutes in.

Since it is impossible to give negative numbers I will put it down for 1 outta 5. But, I'm giving it 5 outta 5 for the title. Surely more than myself, Bill Clinton, and Herman Cain have been drawn to stream down this puppy.

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