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This film rides a tsunami of my top three core values. It is both compelling and repelling simultaneously. It is the story of a German teenager who is obsessed with her naughty bits, a religious lack of hygiene, and the fantasy of getting her divorced parents back together.
The nubile Carla Juri plays an Amelie Doppelganger with nuanced precision and a total lack of propriety. She even has a haircut that should have caught on like Amelie's. She floats through the film either on her skateboard, rubbing on toilet seats, or flashing her bum from her hospital bed. How is this entertaining? Cinematography, editing, and Juri's talents. I was particularly intrigued with editing that smoothly transitioned from Ew moment to a brand new Ew moment without blinking an eye.
Arsty, flipant, colorful, and home to a lot of good acting, this movie is not for everyone. I do not recommend it and forbid you to watch it on Netflix. You will not like it.
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I like a nubile whom shows her naughty...
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You gotta have the right stuff. I actually was cringing and say "Ewwww" like a sorority twat a lot.
"Jump into mother's arms"
hurl
OTOH, it speaks volumes about the brain power of the Sundance audience.
You can't possibly make a movie so bad it will not find its followers.
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This way there was less chance my wife would walk in on one of those juicy scenes.
As luck had it, she mostly saw the torpedo bombers and explosions.
Russian toilets too clean.
Just curious - how did you happen to find that one-star marvel? Bucking the trend, I see... most of us are predictable, looking for 4-5 stars. So I wasted my time on a 4.5 star Septimo, while the true happiness was one click away!
saw write-ups on it about how astonishingly rude it was. The beginning of the film is the rough part.
They should really use two sheets of TP at once.
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You from Colorado too?
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*Quite* fetching. And I bet she cleans up real nice, too. I may have to poke around and see what else she's been in. Thanks for the headsup!
-RW-
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