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That fact has been known for some time, but now the shocking truth behind it became obvious - it is their teeth.
Every 2-penny Hollywood "actor" has teeth, that are beyond picture-perfect. They are arranged in two impeccable rows, with no overbite, and they are brighter than my Spode porcelain after a good wash. Clearly, they are using a better grade clay.
By comparison, the European stars must be grossly underpaid, because without an exception their teeth are crocked and yellow.
Heck... for all I know they look like real people's teeth.
Last night we were watching Long Live Freedom with Toni Servillo, and one actor after another had teeth that clearly went for two years without cleaning - especially Valeria Bruni Tedeschi's.
The acting, on the other hand, was good.
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There may be something to it cause if you look like a wreck and you manage to stick around perhaps you have something like talent to get you by.
On the other hand if I want to dream about sticking my tongue in a chick's mouth I'd rather it be this - acting aside.
She is in a totally different category... her own.
I could barley stand to watch with his blackened teeth which were not even as good as "baked beans"
sadly I could not find a picture
Ever notice in historical movies the stars have perfect teeth while the subordinates, poor, and pirate crew have teef that would stop a mule in its tracks? It could even be a WW2 film. I really get edgy when I see that phenomenon in action.
Only Jeremy Clarkson has ever been fired for bad teeth.
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Did any of your lineup sleep with Anna Karina?
I rest my case.
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Sometimes Makeup/Prosthetics are involved.
I would add that Hollywood mostly aims for slick entertainment rather than art. But slick entertainment has its place in a world of dim drudges and philistines, e.g., if you are a man who is dating an American bimbo, thank god for chick flicks.
Par for the Course in Films.
I grew up prior to the dumbing down. My grandparents were uneducated and working-class folk from Europe. But they had better things to do with their time and better taste. They would not have watched the current crop of Hollywood crap. YMMV.
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"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination" -Michael McClure
Some of them actually know how to act - more proof to my point.Another good American practice - a female "star", typically a former model, must stand with hands in the pockets, and elbows almost touching each other.
Not an Oscar move, but a mark of good upbringing, and a reasonable shot at marrying the director.
Bravo, Olga Kurylenko!
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...their crooked teeth.
You missed the point.
I have a dental hue and brightness control so all my movies are American.
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Lately I've found it distracting to see an actor brandishing picture perfect teeth in a role that clearly doesn't call for it. Only actors and models have teeth that white and that straight. I wasn't sure if it was just me or if anyone else would notice.
There must be a select group of dentists, and dental assistants, in Los Angeles making mega bucks while they cater to the Hollywood business.
-Steve
Ps: are there any native born actors in USA anymore? Lately we see a huge influx of acting talent from Australia and thereabouts.
That is how we started being irritated by it too - you see some common person character with Hollywood whiter-than-white perfect teeth. So you are not alone.
Brings back that Seinfeld episode, where he whitened his teeth.
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