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'Assassin's Creed': Slashapalooza

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Billy Wonka

So Fassbinder has a traceable bloodline going back to the Spanish Inquisition in 1492. After he is executed (in the present) he regains consciousness the next day and wakes up to a smoking hot Cotillard. She and her daddy (Irons) have devised a time travel system that allows them to chase down the Apple of Eden. Possession of the Apple will allow the finder to take away man's free will making them mindless zombies. Seems that Irons and Cotillard are members of the modern day Knights Templar who have been seeking the Apple for 500 years or so. Fassbinder's lineage gives him prior knowledge and fighting skills of a god.

The film was cleverly shot mostly in a dark interior in the shadows. This made Cotillard smokin' hot from most any angle. The CGI was remarkable with all the leaps and bounds and magical parkour that took place anytime they were outdoors. This was more action-oriented than 'Rogue' and 12 levels more realistic. I felt physically drained after leaving the theater from all the physical activity and blade work I was forced to watch.

Not knowing anything about the video game, I presume the storyline follows it somewhat and would be highly appealing to the youts who play it. I suggest most grown ups just wait for cable unless you are overdue for a Slashapalooza.

Follow Ups:

I'm overdue for a medium size buttered popcorn and Diet Coke for $11.75 but I think - Road Warrior 19:46:59 12/21/16 (9)
I'm gonna do that at that One Rogue Star Wars movie. Thnx for the warning anyways!
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"E Burres Stigano?"
- why go diet Coke? if you'll eat the 'golden' topping on the popcorn ;^) - PhilJ 14:25:03 12/22/16 (8)
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  - Good point Phil but I actually prefer the Diet Coke taste, regular too syrupy^ - Road Warrior 06:58:03 12/23/16 (1)
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    "E Burres Stigano?"
    - to each his own, I go full on regular Pepsi myself :) - PhilJ 17:30:34 12/23/16 (0)
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  - The Diet Coke psychologically enables guilt-free consumption of movie grade popcorn (nt) - Steve O 15:27:49 12/22/16 (5)
    - Diet cola = one free beer . . . - Billy Wonka 10:16:25 01/08/17 (0)
      That was my youthful thinking on diet drinks.
    - The movie diet? Please no ... nt - free.ranger 15:56:16 12/22/16 (3)
      - YES! The "Movie Diet" - an excellent way to increase your BMI (nt) - Steve O 16:26:29 12/22/16 (2)
        
        In Reply to: RE: The movie diet? Please no ... nt posted by free.ranger on December 22, 2016 at 15:56:16
        
        BM increase for sure. nt - free.ranger 21:29:46 12/22/16 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: YES! The "Movie Diet" - an excellent way to increase your BMI (nt) posted by Steve O on December 22, 2016 at 16:26:29
        
        the leftover sludge in the bucket has perfect viscosity for your car! - PhilJ 21:06:42 12/22/16 (0)
        
        In Reply to: RE: YES! The "Movie Diet" - an excellent way to increase your BMI (nt) posted by Steve O on December 22, 2016 at 16:26:29
        
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